What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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