Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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