What is white and black and red all over.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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