- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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