- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock come in

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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