THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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