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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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