Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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wenis

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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knock knock go away!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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