What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Women's Rights

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

i like it in the mouth

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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