Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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