- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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