- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

why does the man appear fat he is

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

an american walks out of a strip club.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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