- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What fires shots? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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