- Anti Joke

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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