Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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