Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What is white and black and red all over.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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