whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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