what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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No!

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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