Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

knock knock go away

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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