- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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