The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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star wars kid

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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