Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's brown an sticky Shit

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Death by kayak

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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