- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Black people being friendly.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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