Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Katy Perry

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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