- Anti Joke

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Katy Perry

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Caroline Kelly.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis