Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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