What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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