- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's the new green? Green

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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