What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A black man walks out of a police station

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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