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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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