How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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