- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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