A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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