- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

When is a door not a door? Never.

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