- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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