- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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