- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Wenis Penis

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your Mom The End.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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