What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Your Mom The End.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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