What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I like poop in my butt

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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