- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Wenis Penis

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Your Mom The End.

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