Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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