- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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