- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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