-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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