Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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