- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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