Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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