Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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