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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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