Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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