- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

who is really lanky? james cornish

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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