A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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