Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Anti Joke

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