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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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smell the vitamin C

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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