- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Black people having a Job.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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