Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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