why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Boner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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