- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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