- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A gay man watches football.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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