What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What is life? Paul.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Nice belt.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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