If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Oh s***

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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