- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bitch

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

My spelling is horrible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

ure mama's so fat

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