How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

your face is kinda funny

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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