- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Jews

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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