Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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penis. nuff said.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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