A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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HOLY COW!

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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penis in the camel

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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