A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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