- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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