Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's big and purple? Barney

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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