- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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