- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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