- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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