- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A dancer walks into a barre

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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