Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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