- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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