How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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