- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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