- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

good looking women

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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