- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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