Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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123 f*ck off

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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