what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A fat guy!

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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