A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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