What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Pickle

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Women's rights

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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