If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Your Mom The End.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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