Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

5 people are walking

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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